At church tonight:
Man: Can you loan me £10 until Wednesday? I promise I'll give you it back.
Me: What do you need it for?
Man: For me and my two friends.
Me: What for?
Man: To buy alcohol.
I had to admire his honesty. Like Her Majesty the Queen, I rarely have cash on me, so I too could be honest and say that I couldn't help him.