It's that time of year again, when sad people like me begin to anticipate the feast of musical talent that is the Eurovision Song Contest. It will be beamed from Beograd to its millions of afficionados around the world on the 25th May.
Among the truly diabolical acts, here is the (coughs) 'gem' that is 'Irelande Douze Points', sung by Dustin the Turkey. Shades of 'My Lovely Horse'? Watch, listen and be amazed: